1、东晋大书法家王羲之喜书门联，但每次刚刚张贴就被别人偷走，某年除夕，他想出了一个防“贼”的妙法：在门楹上贴出这样一副对联：
苏东坡妙联对名医
苏东坡不但在文学方面有伟大成就，而且在医学方面也有很高造诣，人称“儒医”。他在杭州任知府时，就致力于搞医学研究。当时该地瘟疫经常发生，百姓死亡很多。为了把黎民百姓从痛苦的病魔中解脱出来，苏东坡从自己的俸禄中拿出几十两黄金，在城里建了一座名叫“安乐”的诊坊，专门为人看病，三年中就治愈了近千病人。
传说在杭州城西有个庞家庄，庄主姓庞名安时，此人性格豪爽，扶困济贫，好善乐施，是远近闻名的一位老中医。他喜欢交际，也爱好吟诗作对，谈古论今。因而与苏东坡交往甚厚，他们经常在一起谈诗论对，切磋医学。
有一天苏东坡正坐在书房里翻阅医学书籍，外面衙役来报：“启禀大人，府外庞中医求见”。苏东坡忙说“有请”。庞中医在衙役的引领下来到书房门前，猛抬头，一眼看见门旁新挂了两只灯笼，他不由诗兴大发，随口吟出一上联：
灯笼笼灯，纸(枳)壳原来只防风；
苏东坡正好迎出门来，他听了略一沉思，立刻心领神会，随即续出下联：
架鼓鼓架，陈皮不能敲半下(夏)。
二人相视大笑，手挽手走进后院。院子的中央设一小花园，庞中医看见园中生长的翠竹葱绿茁壮，他灵机一动，赞叹道：
中暑最宜淡竹叶；
苏东坡随口对道：
伤寒尤妙小柴胡。
两人在花园边坐下，衙役递上香茶，二人品茶谈天。他俩从名诗谈到名医，又从对联谈到医学，真是棋逢对手，喜结知音。忽然，一阵微风拂过，送来阵阵花香，庞中医抬头一看，只见园中玫瑰正盛开，妩媚娇娆。他触景生情，又出一联：
玫瑰花开，香闻七八九里；
苏东坡听他又吟一联，未加思索也脱口而出：
梧桐子大，日服五六十丸。
庞安时坐了一会，告辞出来，随口又出一联：
神州到处有亲人，不论生地熟地。
苏东坡含笑答道：
春风来时尽着花，但闻藿香木香。
联中的“枳壳、防风、陈皮、半夏、竹叶、柴胡、玫瑰花、梧桐子、生地、熟地、藿香、木香”都是中药名。对联对得工整和谐，妙趣横生。
重修岳飞墓
十年**期间，岳庙也难逃厄运。不仅岳飞被“打翻在地”，连庙宇也被砸得墙残壁断。1977年又以更大的规模将岳庙翻修一新。岳飞塑像又重坐于殿上，四奸铁像亦再次跪伏于阶下。有一副未署名的新联写道：
山河光复十七年，忽四害兴祸，毁坟废像，忠魂遭浩劫；
魔鬼逞凶双五载，赖群英仗义，除恶诛邪，庙墓得重修。
此联既备述了岳庙十载遭浩劫的原委，又道出了人们对英雄的怀念，也实在是难得的佳作。
对联小常识
1、【对句】即“对联”中的“对”，是相互成对而没有统一中心的上下两句。一般有出句和应句，多由两人以上互相应对完成。如：张之洞，陶然亭。
2、【联语】在对句的基础上有统一的中心和主题的上下两句，一般由一人单独完成，多独立悬挂出来。如：水清鱼读月，花静鸟谈天。
In the evening, the owner Huck to their cat feeding hungry kitten meow whining.
Kitten Heart of a meter, ready to go to the kitchen to steal fish.
After stealing fish in mind and so Kitten Huck typing “blah” sound not a kitten ready to steal the fish. Kitten know, whenever the time, Huck went home to bed.
ha grams asleep, kitten action.
Kitten into the kitchen and saw a few big fish hanging in the kitchen, the cat could not help but shed saliva.
Kitten looked around and found the walls very slippery, but still a kitten jumped up and saw different types of fish, there they like to eat, they do not like to eat there, they did not have eaten ......
It beats a kitten, he did not want to eat it eat fish, awful hard for them to eat, want: If the fish is delicious how to do?
Kitten moment undecided, decided to eat a say. Kitten bite of fish meat, do not feel good, they eat other fish meat ...... Soon, each fish has a few holes. Kitten look around and know the hour is late, go back to sleep, the fear of being found out, Huck, to make their own black and blue, crap, stars, do yourself out of the stray cats. So the cat jumped into the cupboard, looking for a backpack, took a few big fish, left Ha Hakka, made a runaway cat.
There was once a little princess, she was playing with her golden ball at the well, her ball into the air, failed to catch the hand, golden ball fell into the well, she was very sad. She looked around, hoping someone can help her. At this time, there is a frog came before her. The frog said: “? Little Princess, why do you cry” little princess said: “
My golden ball fell into the well.” The frog said: “If you are willing to work with me to eat a bowl of rice, sleep in the same bed and my friends, I can give you retrieve golden. ”Princess do not care. Help her retrieve golden frog, she turned and ran back to the palace, a small frog had to jump back to the well.
The Frog Prince The next morning, the little princess was at the table having breakfast, small frogs hard knock on the door of the palace. Little Princess opened the door, turned the offending frog, she quickly shut the door, panting back to the previous table. The king asked her: “? What's wrong with” the little princess after yesterday told the king. The king hear very angry and said: “
They help you, how you gone back yet?” Little princess had to open the door for small frogs come reluctantly and small frogs eat together, sleep. Finally, the little princess was angry, grabbed a small frog thrown into the wall. Frog Just a floor, suddenly turned into a handsome prince. Little princess prince to talk to his terrible experience: “There is an evil witch turned me into an ugly frog, I had to stay in the bottom of the well, only you can save me.” Little Princess is very sympathetic to the prince encounter, and he agreed to be good friends.
Later, they became husband and wife, and lived a happy life.
I think a man can not speak not words, inconsistencies, be a man of honor.
我是铅笔，作为“非人类”，我却想对人类们说：“输赢不重要，重在参与，只要努力了，就是快乐的。”
从一个小小的游戏中，就可以看出问题所在：在弹笔战中，女生竟比男生勇敢。轮到女生了，女生都是落落大方地上台，而轮到男生了，男生却是扭扭捏捏，不肯上台。话说，男生中最流行这个游戏，而女生都不玩这个游戏，男生的技术定然比女生好，可为什么男生没有女生自信呢？
“人类的世界真复杂，人类的心思真难懂。”这是我作为一支铅笔，看人类时，发出的感叹。
比如，这次弹笔战中的李乐。轮到第一组时，大家都大声地喊：“李乐！李乐！李乐！”可是，李乐呢？他作为一个男生，却把头埋起来，死活不肯上去。我很疑惑：“大家推荐你，说明你有这个实力，说明大家信任你。你为什么不能坦然地上� 她们知道轮到自己时，哪个是低着头上台的？个个都是自信地走上去。上台后，她们会仔细地摆好位置，当确定后才会弹。所以女生里，有几个是得零分的呢？
“‘重在参与’，是人们常常挂在嘴边的话，可真正做到抱着这样的心态去比赛的，又有多少人呢？人们常说：‘输赢不重要！’可是有哪个不是因输了比赛捶胸顿足，因赢了比赛而骄傲自满呢？有多少人对自己说，要‘自信’，又有多少人不敢上台呢？”这是一支铅笔发出的疑问，也是对人们的指控，当然，也是对人们的忠告。
为女生点赞，为男生加油。
老师点评：你就是传说中那“生花的妙笔”吗？居然通过一场游戏，写出了校园百态。OK!
作者|实验小学 六（4）班 陈柳希
One day, a turtle with a little one and a hedgehog came in front of an elephant. Turtle said: “I heard that you mighty, able to kill everything!” Dizzy elephant is more arrogant boast, saying: “! That was, and the world who do not know my bad” tortoise He said: “I can not believe some, and specifically to your race.” “Do you think what you are, dare talk to me like” elephant shouted angrily.
Wise tortoise tortoise said: “If you can catch a small ant, can hedgehogs trampled to death, and I admire You.”
The first game, the elephant with a long nose to rejection, trying ant rolled up, however, the elephant too anxious, like a broom sweeping through the nose, the results turned into a small sandstorm. And a flash, small ants had disappeared, anxious elephant in the ground to find, that it is the small ants trampled to death, the elephant suddenly hit a sneeze, after which it kept saying: “itch death of me, itch is killing me ...... ”turtle said:“ If you throw in the towel, I call it out, ”the elephant had to admit defeat.
The second game, the elephant can lift the Tigers kicked thigh, suddenly stepped down. Hedgehog shrunk to a ball, the elephant's feet to tie the thorn, pain immediately Kudiehanniang, this board, elephant lost.
Turtle said: “Everyone has strengths and weaknesses, as you do not arrogant!”
我有一只便宜的犀牛，不知道你想不想要。
它长得十分可爱，而且它还能帮你做很多事情。
下午放学回家，把外衣一甩，你的衣服就挂在了自动晾衣绳上面。
如果你考试分数不理想，怕吃“竹笋炒肉”，没事，把试卷往它嘴里一塞，完事！
如果你想一个冬暖夏凉的沙发，简单，把屁股往犀牛背上一坐，保你满意！
如果你想做面包圈吃，只要把圆面粉团往犀牛角上一套，几号大的面包圈大小随你选。
如果你知道门外的人是不速之客，那么，你就把犀牛屁股对着门放个屁，嘿嘿！看他还敢来。
家里老是有剩菜剩饭，你如果不想浪费，好，把所有剩菜剩饭都给它吧，不过，你要注意不要让它把你的桌子椅子吃了。
如果你最近手头有点紧，向你爸要钱，你爸肯定让你滚，如果你带上犀牛，你只要说：“老头儿，给钱！”你爸肯定会满脸陪笑地说：“儿子，十块够不够，不够给你一百。”而且当你走后，你爸还会说：“儿子慢走。”
如果你怕它在你的地板上走出大洞，没事，你放心，它走路是不会留下脚印的。
如果今天你上学快迟到了，不要怕，你爬上犀牛的背，30秒解决。
如果有人瞧不起你，不要伤心，爬上它的背，坐好，走到那些人面前，他们肯定不仅会向你道歉，还会叫你老大。
如果你想参加赛车比赛，你只消把它带去，你就能得第一，因为它都把别人的车震飞了。
如果你怕在路上遇到坏人，不用你伤脑筋，只要坐在它背上就可以了。因为坏人都被它吓跑了。
这样便宜的犀牛，你要吗？
作者|赤城四小 四（4）班 王含璐
桌子上有一个瓶子。
好奇怪啊，这个瓶子好像在哪见过。让我好好想想，哦，想起来了，这不是《西游记》中的玉净瓶吗？
我立即跑过去，把它拿在手里。是的，就是那个玉净瓶，和电视上看到的一模一样。但是，是谁把它放在这里的呢？
我听到厨房里爸爸在做饭，那是不是爸爸给我买的呢？我赶紧拿着瓶子跑进了厨房，“爸爸，爸爸”我还没来得及问，爸爸拿着铲子回头答应了一声，接着奇怪的事情发生了，一米八的爸爸忽然变小了，紧接着飞到了瓶子里。
天哪，原来这个玉净瓶真的有魔力啊！记得银角大王就是用这个把孙悟空吸到瓶子里的。我又惊又喜。我对着瓶子喊：“爸爸，爸爸。”
爸爸在里面喊：“儿子，快把我放出去！”可是怎么才能放出去呢？我也不知道。
坐在沙发上想了一会，我想既然这个瓶子能把人吸进去，那么我就把那些对我不好的人全都吸进去。于是我跑到李东楼下，对着楼上喊：“李东，李东。”李东从窗口伸出头来，答应了一声。他果然也“嗖”地一下被吸到了瓶子里。
我赶紧跑，这时候窜出来一只狗，对着我乱叫。我吓坏了，赶紧对它说：“狗狗，狗狗。”那只狗汪汪两声，也被吸进去了。
我开心极了，从此以后谁再敢欺负我，我就把他吸到瓶子里。
可是我感觉饿了，想吃东西。锅里还是爸爸炒的菜，好像还没熟，怎么办啊？我开始想爸爸了。爸爸，爸爸，快出来吧！我晃晃瓶子，可是没有一点动静。
突然，孙悟空出来了，他说，只有摔碎瓶子爸爸才能出来。我毫不犹豫把瓶子举起来，狠狠地摔在地上。
果然，爸爸出来了，李东也出来了，那只狗也趴在地上。李东很疑惑地问：“我怎么在这里啊？”他转过头，看着旁边的狗，“我们小区的看门狗怎么也来了？”
我说：“你赶紧带着狗狗回家吧，你妈等着你回家吃饭呢！”他们就走了。
爸爸满脸凶狠地看着我，“到底怎么回事？你刚刚怎么不放我出来，我再也不要你了！”说着爸爸就把我推出了家门。
“爸爸，爸爸，我错了，求求你，不要不管我！”我放声大哭起来。
哭着哭着，我忽然睁开眼睛，呀，我怎么躺在床上？哦，原来我做了个梦啊！
作者|单宗原
公众号|甘宁界